It?s here, and it?s stupid-er than ever; the 5th annual list of the most stupid holiday gifts from online gift retailer Stupid.com.
?These gifts occupying this year?s list may be too stupid for the 1%?, says Stupid.com?s Vice-President Justin Scott. ?But we?re confident the gags we?ve selected for this year?s list are sure to make the 99% laugh out loud.?
Here are the Top 10 Stupidest Holiday Gifts for 2011:
Giant Christmas Tree Hat ? Why buy a tree when you can wear a tree? This festive hat lights up and is guaranteed to get you noticed on the holiday party circuit. $ 12.95
Pooping Reindeer Sweater ? Want to win that ?Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest?? Then deck yourself in this funny red sweatshirt, which features artful silhouettes of reindeers answering the call of nature. $ 27.95
Peeing Santa Liquor Dispenser ? Who needs to get drunk to have giggle fits? This obscene Old St. Nick doesn?t dick around as he pours the drinks via a special spigot. A gift you can be cocksure boozy buddies will love. $ 14.49
Bacon Candy Canes ? Peppermint is out, and pork is in! These treats look like traditional candy canes, but they taste like bacon. Did we mention Bacon? Bacon! $ 6.49
Remote Control Air Swimming Shark ? Just when you thought it was safe to get out of the water! Make your wildest nightmares come to life as this gigantic inflatable balloon Jaws swims through the air. $ 37.95
Dashboard Pole Dancer ? Forget Hula Hussies; This flirty, bikini-clad beauty swings and spins on her pole as your drive ? watch out for potholes! Or don?t.
Self-Stirring Mug ? The perfect present for the lazy lot: Simply press a button and this electronic mug does the stirring for you. Make mine a double. $ 13.49
Obama?s Last Day Countdown Clock ? Not an Obama fan? Then look on the bright side, with this GOP-friendly timer, which counts down the days until the next Inauguration Day. Tick, Tock, Barak! $ .9.95
2012 Doomsday Calendar ? Zombie Attack? Universal Internet Failure? The Apocalypse? The predictions just keep rolling in, and this calendar will make sure you know when the world will end. Just think: It?s the last calendar you?ll ever need! $ 12.95
Happy's Vibrating Head Massager - Sure, it might give a nice, calming head scratch. But who can relax knowing that you're holding a giant purple vibrator with spider-prongs on top of your head?
Stupid.com has been spreading laughs ? one gift at a time ? since it burst onto the online retail scene in 1998. From gag gifts, to stocking stuffers, the company offers a huge selection- more than 2,000 products and 100 categories, all crazy and insane gifts.
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